Pages

Friday 2 September 2011

Friday Feel Good




Whitesnake is still recovering from the flu so we've been chillin out at home. We took Coco to the vet for her annual check up. I asked the vet to check out a lump on Coco's neck, the vet thinks it is probably OK but has scheduled her for a biopsy next week just to be sure. Fingers crossed that all is well there.



Here's my contribution to Friday Feel Good, which is hosted by my wonderful man - Whitesnake. Each Friday we will post something that gives us that feel good feeling. Pay Whitesnake a visit if you'd like to join in the fun.





Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.  Want to live longer?  Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?   
A:  Oh no.  Wine made from fruit.  Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.  Beer also made of grain.  Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.  If you have two body, your ratio two to one.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry.  My philosophy: No pain...good!  
      
Q:  Aren't fried foods bad for you?   
A:  YOU NOT LISTENING!  Food fried in vegetable oil.  How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q  :   Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A:  Oh no!  When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.  You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.  

Q:  Is chocolate bad for me?  
A:  You crazy?!?  HEL-LO-O!!  Cocoa bean!  Another vegetable!  It best feel-good food around!

Q:  Is swimming good for your figure?  
A:  If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q:  Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?  
A:  Hey!  'Round' is shape!

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And  remember:  
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"   
 
AND.....
For  those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.   

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans... 
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:   Eat and drink what you like.  Speaking English is apparently what kills you. 
********************************************************************************


Have a great weekend,
Love KB
xxx


Our recipe today is Simply Delish Moroccan Chicken

11 comments:

  1. If That don't put smiles on peoples face I have no idea what will...Well Done babe XXXX

    ReplyDelete
  2. Best funny email I've recieved in a while. Glad you liked it xxxx

    ReplyDelete
  3. And here I thought it was living in the fast lane.

    ReplyDelete
  4. lol good one so I am doing the right thing Clever man

    ReplyDelete
  5. Alice - is that a good or a bad thing?

    Marja - glad you liked it.

    ReplyDelete
  6. haha hahahahahah! :)
    And all my best to CoCo!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Yeah, I'm going to keep exercising and eating mostly healthy foods (beer and wine being part of that) so that I have the energy to love a good long life before I skid into my grave.

    ReplyDelete
  8. I knew it was the speaking English!

    ReplyDelete
  9. Thanks, Sheila.

    SA - me too.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Oh that was awesome! I love it! I will keep CoCo in my thoughts this week. Now I'm I'm off to drink some Kahlua because I have no wine, beer or chocolate in the house at the moment and I think this will do. :)

    ReplyDelete
  11. Thanks. Hope you enjoyed your Kahlua.

    ReplyDelete