JESUS - ACTION HERO

After I almost wet my pants from laughing so hard, I wondered what Jesus the Action Hero could do...turn water into wine? That would go down a treat in my house.
I was intrigued and goggled him this morning. Here's the blurb:
Jesus Action Figure
Everyone has a different take on Jesus. Muslims saw him as a prophet; Buddhists say he was enlightened; Hindus consider him an avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form) while Christians hail him as the Son of God. But, wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe. Each hard plastic Jesus Action Figure stands 5" tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action. Comes in our illustrated package with biblical quotes on the back.
Jesus Action Figure
item 10746
$8.95 ea.
'the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe' - LMAO AGAIN but a little disappointed. The mind boggles!