Friday, 1 July 2011

Friday Feel Good

Here's my contribution to Friday Feel Good, which is hosted by my wonderful man - Whitesnake. Each Friday we will post something that gives us that feel good feeling. Pay Whitesnake a visit if you'd like to join in the fun.

This is an email I recieved from a friend which gave me a few chuckles.

Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to

the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people

can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America people order double cheeseburgers, large

fries, and a diet coke.

Only in banks leave vault doors open and then chain the

pens to the counters.

Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in

the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and

buns in packages of eight.

Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and

dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why

don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Have a great weekend,
Love KB

Our recipe today on our joint blog is...Simply Delish Chicken Adobo


JJ said...

Funny stuff, with much of it true.

secret agent woman said...

I also wonder why we make sick people wait for long stretches of time around people with other sicknesses before they can get out of the germ bath and see their doctor.

bettyl said...

I must say I've wondered a lot of those things, myself! Great post.

Alice Audrey said...

I've always wondered why they can't package enough buns in the bag to match the hotdogs.

ayala said...

Good write :)

Brian Miller said...

ha. fun stuff...hope you both have a great holiday weekend!

Whitesnake said...

I always like the fun words like Con adress Crete!
Love ya XXXX

Mama Zen said...

The one about the hot dogs cracked me up! I've always wondered about that.

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