Here's my contribution to Friday Feel Good, which is hosted by my wonderful man - Whitesnake. Each Friday we will post something that gives us that feel good feeling. Pay Whitesnake a visit if you'd like to join in the fun.
Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America .........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.
Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Have a great weekend,
Love KB
xxx
Our recipe today on our joint blog is...Simply Delish Chicken Adobo
Funny stuff, with much of it true.
ReplyDeleteI also wonder why we make sick people wait for long stretches of time around people with other sicknesses before they can get out of the germ bath and see their doctor.
ReplyDeleteI must say I've wondered a lot of those things, myself! Great post.
ReplyDeleteI've always wondered why they can't package enough buns in the bag to match the hotdogs.
ReplyDeleteGood write :)
ReplyDeleteha. fun stuff...hope you both have a great holiday weekend!
ReplyDeleteI always like the fun words like concrete......name Con adress Crete!
ReplyDeleteLove ya XXXX
The one about the hot dogs cracked me up! I've always wondered about that.
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