Blonde joke of the day

Hi all,

Not much to report today so I'll leave you with a blonde joke.

Pic source : Andrew Schmidt

Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.

Love KB
xxx

Friday Flash 55 - That certain smile

Hi all,

It's Friday, it must be time to write a story in exactly 55 words! I cheated a little this week, this isn't a story of fiction, it's about how Whitesnake and I first met...

Pacing the motel room floor, he checks for the hundredth time to see if she’s arrived. They have communicated for years, but this is the first time they will meet in person. He’s excited, nervous and completely terrified. She steps out of her car and smiles, that familiar smile, like she just saw him yesterday. 

 

If you'd like to contribute to Friday Flash 55, visit the host with the most...G-Man and let him know you've played.

Have a great day/night

Love KB
xxx

Friday Flash 55 ~ The price of crime

It's Friday, it must be time to write a story in exactly 55 words!

Hi all,

It's been almost a year since I last wrote a 55, but I've been rather busy. Let's see, I finalised my divorce, sold a house, became engaged, bought a new house, married Whitesnake and visited South Australia for our Honeymoon. Phew!

Here's my short story for this week...

Picture source : George Hodan

A sharp knife against his throat, for the sake of a few dollars. The robber serves time in prison, provided with food and shelter. The victim requires counselling, while trying to keep his job and a roof over his head. He relives the trauma the remainder of his days. Who is paying for this crime?

If you'd like to contribute to Friday Flash 55, visit the host with the most...G-Man and let him know you've played.

Have a great day/night

Love KB
xxx

Teaser Tuesdays ~ Total Control by David Baldacci

It's pouring with rain today which makes it a great day to stay in an read a book. I've only just started this one, but I have a feeling it's going to be a great read.

Here's my teaser for this week...

After today he could actually say for the first time that the risk had been worth it. All he had to do was survive today.



Teaser Tuesdays is hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading.

Here's how it works...

Grab your latest read, open it up and share two sentences from the page. Easy as that. Don't forget to link back to MizB and share the title and author of your book so others can add to their TBR (to be read) list if they wish.

Happy reading
Love KB
xxx

Dead pig for all

A couple of nights ago Whitesnake and I decided to treat ourselves to a feed of pork belly. YUM!

I prepared a potato and courgette soup for starters, which almost didn't happen as I forgot to turn the stove on.

Followed by our delicious pork belly (cooked by my talented husband).

A dear friend gave us a bottle of outstanding wine for a wedding pressie, which accompanied the pork beautifully. Thanks Andrea x

Whitesnake doesn't eat crackling (the best part in my opinion), so there was more for me!

I restrained myself by not eating all the crackling myself and gave a little to Coco.

A great night with good company and delicious food and wine. The downside of the night was that I am still the scribble bitch, Whitesnake kicked my arse AGAIN.

See you tomorrow.

Love KB
xxx