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Friday, 9 May 2008

FLASH 55 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

My friend, MISSY, has been encouraging me to join the FLASH 55 club. Every Friday, we write a story with 55 words. It's a lot harder than it sounds actually. My first draft was 140 words, eek! This is my first 55 EVER, so please be gentle!





Childhood memories...
presents, cake, candles, pass the parcel,
hair ribbons, scraped knees.
Today, the cake remains, candles increase,
props assembled for more mature games.

Searching for the girl I used to be.
Is she hidden behind the lines on my face?
Put a smile back on your dial girl.
THE BEST IS YET TO COME!

Thursday, 8 May 2008

*RUSHES IN, LEAVES THIS GEM OF A QUOTE AND RUSHES OUT*




"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others in the world remains and is immortal".

-Albert Pines

Oh me likey!

Why doesn't my spellchecker likey the word likey? I know it's not in the dictionary but it's a MORGY
word and it SHOULD be!

Later gaitors

KB
xxxx

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

HAIR CUTTING BY THE MOON

Is this article for real? LMAO!

"Did you know that astrology can help you attain a more lustrous head of hair? All you need to do is trim your hair when the waxing moon is in a fertile zodiac sign. This improves the condition and promotes growth".

Followed by my own personal favourite:

"However, it you want to retard hair growth on places such as your legs and underarms, then shave or wax when the waning moon is in a barren zodiac sign. This will thin the hair and slow unwanted growth".

Well, that explains everything!





Monday, 5 May 2008

MAKES ME PROUD TO BE PART OF THE HUMAN RACE...NOT!!!!!!!!

I received the following via email recently:


This is the "Pulitzer prize" winning photo taken in 1994 during the Sudan famine. The picture depicts a famine stricken child crawling towards a United Nations food camp, located a kilometer away.

The vulture is waiting for the child to die so it can eat it. This picture shocked the world. No one knows what happened to the child, including the photographer, Kevin Carter who left the place as soon as the photograph was taken.

Three month later, he committed suicide due to depression.

This was found in his diary ,

Dear God, I promise I will never waste my food no matter how bad it can taste and how full I may be. I pray that He will protect this little boy, guide and deliver him away from his misery. I pray that we will be more sensitive towards the world around us and not be blinded by our own selfish nature and interests.

I hope this picture will always serve as a reminder to us that how fortunate we are and that we must never ever take things for granted.

Please don't break.. keep on forwarding to our friends On this good day. Let's make a prayer for the suffering in anywhere any place around the globe and send this friendly reminder to others Think & look at this...when you complain about your food and the food we wasted daily........







After my initial reaction to the photo - balling my eyes out for ten minutes, I read the text. Apologies to Mum and Dad as I know they sometimes read my wee blog. You have got to be fucking kidding me. Nobody knows what happened to the child? How could anyone see such a thing and not want to protect him/her, pick up the wee child and comfort him/her? And as for the photographer... yes, it's a fantastic photo and deserves recognition but how could anyone witness something so heartbreaking, take a photo, then leave? I'm not surprised he killed himself.

Later on in the day, I received another disturbing email. Apparently, last year, an 'artist' tied up a dog, starved it and put it on display so people could watch it die. I'm crying again as I write this. As if that wasn't bad enough, the exhibition was so successful, he's been asked to do it again this year, in the name of 'art' of course.

There was a link to follow, included in the email but I haven't been able to bring myself to look. I'm still hoping it's a sick prank but I've heard from other people that it's quite legit.

What is the world coming to! Excuse me while I go and vomit.

Sunday, 4 May 2008

FOR GRAN



My Gran passed away a couple of years ago. She's been on my mind recently as she would have celebrated her birthday this week.

I used to spend my summer holidays with my Grandparents when I was a girl. I was quiet and shy when I was younger. Don't laugh, it's quite true. I would rather stay inside and read than go outside and play with my friends. Must be making up for it now, hehe!

Anyway, I'm going off on a tangent, as I do. I loved staying with my Gran;her house was like an oasis, somewhere I could go to escape from the real world for a while. Mum would drop me off on her way to work and I'd run inside.

The first thing that would hit me when I opened the door, was the wonderful aroma of bread baking *drools*, often followed by a large dog licking my face (not so appealing). It's hard to explain how I felt when I was there. My Gran treated me like her little princess, I always felt happy, loved and safe when we were together. She would tell me wonderful stories about her life and I'd laugh until the tears ran down my cheeks.

We would spend our days walking the dogs, baking, working in the laundrette (not sure how much help I was there), visiting the library, reading, going to the market, and doing puzzles. Hmmm, funnily enough those are some of my favourite things to do...except the baking and laundry. I definitely missed out on the baking gene which the rest of my family have.

Gran's house was always full of cats and dogs. Stray dogs would often follow
us home and we'd look after them until we could find a new home for them. I can remember her having as many as four cats and three dogs at one time - KB HEAVEN!



Sometimes I think I get my blondness from Gran and I don't mean the colour of my hair. I remember when I was about ten years old, Gran wanted me to have my picture taken with a pony. I love animals but this little horse looked a bit feisty to me. I told Gran I wasn't keen on standing next to it. She told me I was being silly and the pony was totally harmless. She proceeded to climb over the fence and stand next to the 'harmless' pony. The pony took one look at her and kicked her up the arse. I can still see the expression on Gran's face. Priceless! Does that sound like something that would happen to me or what? LMAO!

I was lucky enough to spend six weeks with her the year before she died. One day, she took me aside and removed a small note book from her bedside table. It was tattered and torn and obviously well used. I was delighted when I discovered what was inside. There were pages and pages of favourite quotes, poems and stories she had written. She used it to write down thoughts when she couldn't sleep at night.

When I told her I did exactly the same thing, she grinned from ear to ear. All those years I thought I was the only person in the family who was interesting in such things. I should have know it was something I had in common with Gran. We are similar in so many ways.


I miss her very much and love her dearly. If I turn out to be even half the woman she was...I'll be happy.

Love ya Gran
From your little princess
xxxxxxx

Saturday, 3 May 2008

INTERVIEW WITH A BLONDE



Aww, my fellow blonde in crime, MORGY interviewed me this afternoon. If you wanna know what crazy blondes talk about....Go pay her a visit and tell her I sent ya.

Love KB

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx




P.S. Thanks for the signs Toadee. I'm thinking of using the big boobie one, not sure yet. xxxx

Thursday, 1 May 2008

PRESSIES GALORE


Here are some of my cards and pressies, some are missing because I drank them already. Most of my cards had a drink theme and most of my pressies were beauty products. Are you trying to tell me something? Should I be afraid? Will I be in need of more face creams now I've hit 40? Bugga!

Love ya

KB
xxxx