BOOK REVIEW

I received this wee book from a friend. It's filled with exercise and workout tips from the residents of the Hundred Acre Wood, it contains all the Do's and Don't's of fitness in the Forest, and will teach the Astute Reader what many already know: the best exercise is a lot like KB, I mean Pooh - short, slow, and always with a snack in sight. LMAO!

Here's my favourite tip:

It is important to warm up before exercising. Stretching is an easy way to do so. (If you have no intention of exercising, a good stretch is also a nice way to warm up for a nap or a little mouthful of something.)

Ahhhh, finally an exercise book which suits me.

EVER HEARD OF A SHEEWEE?

The blurb says:

STAND UP AND TAKE CONTROL

Are you wearing multi layers of clothing?
Add this tube to the end of sheewee to lengthen the outlet pipe:

Perfect for skiing, climbing, trekking, sailing…

Friends of mine bought this for me last Christmas. They thought it would come in handy when I’m camping.
It’s purpose had to be explained to me. Apparently, you use it to pee standing up. Eeeewwwwwww.

Hmmm, it’s not often I’m speechless but…I was gob smacked.

People buy me the strangest gifts!!!

GIFTS TO GIGGLE BY

I received a few interesting gifts this Christmas. Here are some of my favourites:

I often say, "Ironing isn't in my job description". My sister-in-law thought this ironing board cover would help keep my mind on, erm...the job in hand.



This caricature of hubby and I was drawn by a good friend's son-in-law who stayed at the beach with us over Christmas. It's scary how well he got to know us after such a short time.

It's hard to see properly in the photo but there is some very unsavory looking food on the table and the caption reads - Why do you remind me why I married you, every time you cook?


Last time we went camping,the rain poured down and every time I went outside I came back with legs covered in mud. I mentioned to hubby how I would love to have some wellies (AKA wellington boots, gumboots) but I couldn't bring myself to wear those ugly black ones. OMG, I love my pink and purple wellies;they are so me!

Half Naked Men and Chocolate!!!!!!!!!!

Sending hugs and kisses to our friend, Keith Hillman.

I have been feeling a bit down in the dumps as I've been on my own for the last ten days or so. Imagine my delight when I opened this little parcel of goodies from Keith.

Half naked men and chocolate...what more could a girl want!!!!



Thank you so much my friend, looking forward to hearing all about your hols on your return.
xxxooo
Here's some info about the calendar
http://keithsramblings.blogspot.com/2007/08/ball-in-good-cause.html

Love KB
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