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Friday, 30 May 2008

FLASH 55 - EXCUSE ME WHILE MY SKIN CRAWLS OFF



There I was, having a drink at a bar with a friend.

Loser - "Hi."

KB - "Hi."

Loser - " I had to come over and ask..."

KB - "OK."

Loser - "Did it hurt?"

KB - "Pardon?"

Loser - "When you fell from heaven."

I didn't know whether to laugh or slap him.

What's the worst pick up line you've heard?