There I was, having a drink at a bar with a friend.
Loser - "Hi."
KB - "Hi."
Loser - " I had to come over and ask..."
KB - "OK."
Loser - "Did it hurt?"
KB - "Pardon?"
Loser - "When you fell from heaven."
I didn't know whether to laugh or slap him.
What's the worst pick up line you've heard?
never really had anyone use one on me...at least i don't think unless 'you've got a pretty smile' counts LOL anyways, LMAO @ Loser...you know you're a loser if you use a stereotypically stereotypical pick up line! anyways, great work w the 55s. keep it up! mine is posted as well :)
ReplyDeleteciara - 'you've got a pretty smile' is so much better. I'm on my way to pay you a visit soon.
ReplyDeleteLOL, that is a pretty cheesy line. i can't think of any lines but the clerk at the music store where i have to buy my daughter's oboe/clarinet reeds is forever doing stupid school boy things in a lame attempt to flirt. like handing me the receipt and then snatching it away before i can take it.
ReplyDeletelime - Men!!!!!!!!! I don't understand them at all.
ReplyDeleteJoke's on me, KB. I RECENTLY went to the Gents in my local, and on my way back to my seat, this fella said, "You've got a nice arse"!!!!! Hellpppp! (Or should I say, 'Strewth'?)
ReplyDeletewhat a great twist on the 55, it's good to see something different (which I suppose goes for pick up lines too).
ReplyDeleteThank you for reminding me to think up some more original lines. x
Just going to try to write a 55 now
LOL! That was a nice one...
ReplyDeleteI heard a loser say once, when she couldn't learn the dance steps : " the floor of this room is so uneven! " :D
Dickiebo - LMAO! When will you eb posting a pic of this fine arse of yours?
ReplyDeleteToadee - Thanks, I'm on my way to visit you soon x
ReplyDeleteMoana - LMAO, sounds like something I would say
Here's a good one:
ReplyDeleteI'm holding a naked Twister tournament later, you in?
-J
Morgy - Why does that line remind me of Mav? LMAO
ReplyDeleteSigh!
ReplyDeleteI dont get pick up linessssss
:-(
Whitesnake - Is that a snake in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
ReplyDeleteLMAO, didn't want ya to feel left out, mate.
Are you tired? Cause you've been runnin through my mind all night!
ReplyDeletehahaha..
I love P/U lines...
Never had to use any...Too Shy.
Great 55 Karen, thanks for playing....You Rock..G
How about this one--(spoken to a waitress at an eating establishment-about me)-"This lady is dangerous."
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!!
Good one, kb! Donnetta
G- Man...SHY!!!!!!!! Best laugh I've had all day.
ReplyDeleteGood one, Donnetta
` Don't worry, I won't tell. I have no clue and don't own a TV. Good riddance!
ReplyDelete` One thing I do have is my cat back! Silly thing!
` Whoops, wrong post!
ReplyDeleteSEE - tis ok, I figured out which post you had in mind. Glad to hear your cat's back.
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding? This line has actually been used? I'm horrified! But what a fun 55!
ReplyDelete-smarmoofus
Shoulda replied:
ReplyDelete"Yeah - and fallin outa the ugly tree didn't do you any favours either".
s - I'm not kidding
ReplyDeleteM - Good one, hehe