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Friday, 30 May 2008

FLASH 55 - EXCUSE ME WHILE MY SKIN CRAWLS OFF



There I was, having a drink at a bar with a friend.

Loser - "Hi."

KB - "Hi."

Loser - " I had to come over and ask..."

KB - "OK."

Loser - "Did it hurt?"

KB - "Pardon?"

Loser - "When you fell from heaven."

I didn't know whether to laugh or slap him.

What's the worst pick up line you've heard?

22 comments:

  1. never really had anyone use one on me...at least i don't think unless 'you've got a pretty smile' counts LOL anyways, LMAO @ Loser...you know you're a loser if you use a stereotypically stereotypical pick up line! anyways, great work w the 55s. keep it up! mine is posted as well :)

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  2. ciara - 'you've got a pretty smile' is so much better. I'm on my way to pay you a visit soon.

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  3. LOL, that is a pretty cheesy line. i can't think of any lines but the clerk at the music store where i have to buy my daughter's oboe/clarinet reeds is forever doing stupid school boy things in a lame attempt to flirt. like handing me the receipt and then snatching it away before i can take it.

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  4. lime - Men!!!!!!!!! I don't understand them at all.

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  5. Joke's on me, KB. I RECENTLY went to the Gents in my local, and on my way back to my seat, this fella said, "You've got a nice arse"!!!!! Hellpppp! (Or should I say, 'Strewth'?)

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  6. what a great twist on the 55, it's good to see something different (which I suppose goes for pick up lines too).
    Thank you for reminding me to think up some more original lines. x

    Just going to try to write a 55 now

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  7. LOL! That was a nice one...

    I heard a loser say once, when she couldn't learn the dance steps : " the floor of this room is so uneven! " :D

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  8. Dickiebo - LMAO! When will you eb posting a pic of this fine arse of yours?

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  9. Toadee - Thanks, I'm on my way to visit you soon x

    Moana - LMAO, sounds like something I would say

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  10. Here's a good one:

    I'm holding a naked Twister tournament later, you in?

    -J

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  11. Morgy - Why does that line remind me of Mav? LMAO

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  12. Sigh!

    I dont get pick up linessssss
    :-(

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  13. Whitesnake - Is that a snake in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

    LMAO, didn't want ya to feel left out, mate.

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  14. Are you tired? Cause you've been runnin through my mind all night!
    hahaha..
    I love P/U lines...
    Never had to use any...Too Shy.
    Great 55 Karen, thanks for playing....You Rock..G

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  15. How about this one--(spoken to a waitress at an eating establishment-about me)-"This lady is dangerous."

    Hahahaha!!

    Good one, kb! Donnetta

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  16. G- Man...SHY!!!!!!!! Best laugh I've had all day.

    Good one, Donnetta

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  17. ` Don't worry, I won't tell. I have no clue and don't own a TV. Good riddance!

    ` One thing I do have is my cat back! Silly thing!

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  18. SEE - tis ok, I figured out which post you had in mind. Glad to hear your cat's back.

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  19. Are you kidding? This line has actually been used? I'm horrified! But what a fun 55!

    -smarmoofus

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  20. Shoulda replied:

    "Yeah - and fallin outa the ugly tree didn't do you any favours either".

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  21. s - I'm not kidding

    M - Good one, hehe

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