Wednesday, 23 April 2008
Missed ya, except the following:
D - I'm only his second favourite blonde
Darlin - tried to sneak a post under the radar
Daniel - only posts once a week these days
Dickiebo - informs me his team is playing much better than mine
Erik - hasn't returned my umbrella
Jadey - types faster than me in the cafe
Keith - it's almost the end of the month and still no poem about ME
Little Wing - I miss my lil soul sista
Missy - constantly asks for help locating her brain and often her bra
Morgy - went to the booby convention without moi
Mutters - hates it when I use kisses instead of punctuation in text msgs
Phil - half cut sandwich
SEE - speechless
Steve - my blondness if rubbing off and I want it back
Toadee - wearing a suit, offering chocolate only to tell me he is a lesbian
P.S. I have decided to forgive Keith as he sent me chocolate and pics of naked men hiding behing their balls.
So now you know the way to my heart - chocolate and nudity. If I've missed you off the list it's because I don't know you well enough to cause you public humiliation YET. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!
P.P.S. Damn, this means I must also forgive Toadee and SEE for the fig leaf and bathtub incidents
Wow, I know some strange people but I love y'all really.