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Friday, 29 February 2008

LOVE POEMS

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit...

12 comments:

  1. Oh that was brilliant KB!
    I am loving this!!!!!!!
    Wow, you outdid yourself,
    I love it!

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  2. Yeah, I love it too. It was forward to me from a friend. *waves to D*

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  3. Wise beyond your years. Absolutely correct too.

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  4. Poems dont always have to ryhme

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  5. Well thank you dickiboe but I didn't actually write it myself, a good friend sent it to me.

    So the rest of the poem is correct whitesnake?

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  6. Until I read the other comments, I thought you'd written it yourself. But I'm so darn glad you posted it. That was funny.

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  7. Hilarious. We could have written these

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  8. ` Jeee-zusss Christ! o_O Stereotypes are everywhere! Get in the truck!
    (Another inventive comment.

    inventive = intoxicated stupor.)

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  9. Beautiful love poems! You receive still now love poêms from other people. Everyone loves you, my friend!

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  10. Thanks Patricia. I'm on way for another visit to you.

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  11. I agree, Marja.

    Sometimes SEE, I have no idea what you are on about.

    Love you too, Erik.

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  12. ` I was intoxicated at the time, so I don't know either.

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