Thanks to my husband for forwarding this joke to me. It made me LOL!
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of quid for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out a tenna and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
'I must spend my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!'
replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you to dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for that.
I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she gives up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
Love KB
xxx
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Friday, 25 May 2012
Keeping Up With KB
Really great catch up with a friend I haven't seen for almost a year. Been out to Howick earlier today and taken some pics for tomorrow's Walkabout. House still on the market but being put up for Auction in a couple of weeks. Whitesnake is cooking dinner for me. All is good.
Our recipe for today is...Roast Beef.
Love KB
xxx
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Saturday, 20 November 2010
Keeping Up With KB
Hi all,
I'm feeling soooooooooooo good today. I've made a great start on step 2 of my 30 days to a happier, healthier me challenge. I've had my two alcohol free days for the week (which I started on Thursday as I said I would). It was a lot easier than I thought. The first day, I kept telling myself during the day that maybe I should start after the holidays but once I'd decided to go ahead, I stuck to it. Yay, go me. The next day was easy and I barely thought about it. It made me realise how much I have relied on alcohol in the past. Some days, the thought of having a glass of wine after work was the only thing that got me through the day. I know that sounds terrible but I need to be honest with myself about these things and as you know, I tell you lot everything. I'm not sure if that's a good thing at times but it's just me being me. Anyway, I feel really good about achieving part of my goal and I'm looking forward to continuing on with my 2 alcohol free days a week and reducing my alcohol intake overall. My next goal is exercise and I'm going to start working on that after our little holiday.
Speaking of holidays, Whitesnake and I are looking forward to some well deserved time off, starting tomorrow. Woohoo! We're not going away anywhere but we have made plans to catch up with friends for Whitesnake's birthday (it's on Wednesday - don't tell him I told you), we really want to watch the new Harry Potter movie and the rest of the time we're going to relax and enjoy the nice weather. Can't wait!
I've posted a recipe on our joint blog - Simply Delish Cheesy Twist Muffins. The recipe is soooo easy and delish. Go have a look and leave a recipe of your own if you wish. We're hoping to cook up a few recipes while on hols, that our friends have shared with us.
On a sad note, 29 miners are trapped underground on the West Coast of New Zealand. My thoughts are with the miners and their families. I hope you will join me in wishing them a speedy rescue and recovery.
Love KB
xxx
P.S. I've been a bit slack with my visits to all my wonderful readers but I'm going to put some time aside to visit y'all during out little break. Thank you so much for all of you who read, comment and click on my goggle ads. At this rate, I should be able to afford to buy a postage stamp with my earnings in no time, LOL! It's very much appreciated and you're all very important to me.
Monday, 15 November 2010
Easing Up On The Drink
30 Days To A Happier, Healthier Me - Day 2
Ok, now I know where I am health wise, it's time to move on to the next stage. My first goal is going to be the hardest for me, which is why I put it high on the list. I want to reduce my drinking. I've already reduced the amount I drink by half but I need to drink even less to stay within a healthy limit.
Next stop....NZ Alcohol Advisory Website.
According to ALAC, a safe limit for me is 14 standard drinks per week, with a couple of days alcohol free each week and no more than four standard drinks per drinking occasion. Sounds reasonable until I looked up how much a standard drink is - a very small glass of wine. Yikes, I spit out more mouthwash than that when I brush my teeth.. Oh well, I'll give it a try and see how I go.
So, what have I learnt?
No more than 2 bottles of wine per week.
2-3 alcohol free days a week...nightmare!
No more than 1/2 bottle of wine in one sitting.
By the way, the limits are different for men, lucky buggers.
It's not exactly the best time with holidays, a special birthday and Christmas coming up but I've gotta start sometime...right? Me thinks I'll start when Whitesnake goes back to work, so that's this Thursday. Wonder how many drinks I can get in before then? Hehe.
Wish me luck..I think I'm gonna need it.
See you tomorrow,
Love KB
xxx
See more of my 30 days to a happier, healthier me, here.
Ok, now I know where I am health wise, it's time to move on to the next stage. My first goal is going to be the hardest for me, which is why I put it high on the list. I want to reduce my drinking. I've already reduced the amount I drink by half but I need to drink even less to stay within a healthy limit.
Next stop....NZ Alcohol Advisory Website.
According to ALAC, a safe limit for me is 14 standard drinks per week, with a couple of days alcohol free each week and no more than four standard drinks per drinking occasion. Sounds reasonable until I looked up how much a standard drink is - a very small glass of wine. Yikes, I spit out more mouthwash than that when I brush my teeth.. Oh well, I'll give it a try and see how I go.
So, what have I learnt?
No more than 2 bottles of wine per week.
2-3 alcohol free days a week...nightmare!
No more than 1/2 bottle of wine in one sitting.
By the way, the limits are different for men, lucky buggers.
It's not exactly the best time with holidays, a special birthday and Christmas coming up but I've gotta start sometime...right? Me thinks I'll start when Whitesnake goes back to work, so that's this Thursday. Wonder how many drinks I can get in before then? Hehe.
Wish me luck..I think I'm gonna need it.
See you tomorrow,
Love KB
xxx
See more of my 30 days to a happier, healthier me, here.
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